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It’s a great day down at Bigiss’ Bitchin’ Metals and Milks! We're open from 11 to 11, 24/7, so stop in to CB-2 in the Casino and fill those Metal and Milk shaped holes in your hearts! Freshly restocked!

Are you a Baller? A Shot Caller? 20 inch blades, but no Impala? Holla at Bigiss’ Bitchin’ Metals and Milks in the Casino at CB-2 and pick up the metals you need to build that ride! Also online at www.bigiss.com!

Gems? Nope. Fire Magics? Nahh. Mushrooms? Doubt it! 40 pieces of gear no one else can wear? NO WAY! Down here in the Casino at CB-2, Bigiss only stocks Metals and Milks. Thats why its called Bigiss’ Bitchin’ Metals and Milks. Freshly restocked!

You want to get the big bones? You want to swing big slab? Well that sounds like you've got some issues and need to love yourself more, but if you need Metal or Milk come to Bigiss' Bitchin’ Metals and Milks at CB-2 in the Casino and get you some!

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Hey you, with the hair! And YOU with no metals! Well, we don't deal in Cosmetics here at Bigiss’ Bitchin’ Metals and Milks, but if you come down to the Casino, CB-2, we can get you stocked up on Metals (and Milks)!

Bigiss’ Bitchin’ Metals and Milks now offers only FAIR-TRADE metals at our Casino location - CB-2. These metals were mined only by willing native miners who have been “compensated” for their time and efforts. Shop responsibly, Shop Bigiss’!

Bigiss’ Bitchin’ Metals and Milks is your one-stop-shop for, you guessed it, metals and milks! New franchise location in the Red Wing Casino (CB-2)! Also now online, so no need to go to golem-amazon anymore! www.bigiss.com!